Mellenkahlee
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Monday, August 01, 2005
Ahhh, that was subtle... Zort from URL @ 8:36 PM Where to start... hmmm. Well I woke up today around 7:PM, and I have decided that I must get my hair cut sometime really soon. I feel like i have a small creature living on my scalp. Renee, Joseph, Mary, and I went out to eat at "outta the way" lastnight. Wow I've never been so stuffed before in all my life. I had dinner at my house right before we left so it didnt take long before I felt like puking. OH, and THEN I had to poo! So i went into the little boy's room, and there were shoes facing the toilet in the stall. The ONLY stall. So I went outside to wait for it. after waiting for nearly 45 minutes, I decided I didn't have to subject myself to such a wait, and I sat back down at the table. I told them of my predicament, and they didn't believe me. I mean who would? that guy was spending all night pissing! Joseph said he'd check for me in a few minutes, and eventually the bathroom cleared. I made like a bullet to the toilet. The good news was that since I had waited so long I no longer felt like puking. I'd love to play a computer game, but I can't because the bandwidth is being hogged at the moment. Hence, I am writing about poo. I took a quiz that was to determine what sense of humor I had. My results were - 87% Dark, 34% complex, 11% vulgar. I don't think it was a very accurate quiz. I would've thought I was more spontaneous than complex, and ALOT more vulgar. Anywho, I don't care what KIND of humor it is as long as I can make people pay for me *cough* I mean laugh at me. It's hard work being this funny, I can't just talk all day and make people laugh. It takes a certain amount of... gas. I mean subtlety. ::!~ Trying to Smile ~!::
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